Well, I joined the Sun Post Newpaper's Fantasy Football League. Ike Dodson, the sports editor, wrote introductions for each participant in the fantasy football league. I found my introduction to be pretty funny. That Ike is a character. I clipped the article and included it so everyone can read it:
David Fletcher
A quick glance at Fletcher’s mug says it all. He’s a confident and savvy fantasy manager with the brains of a dolphin and the brawn of a steroid injected gorilla. The photograhper’s passion for the game and love for his own team finish far second in comparison to his quest for fantasy football greatness. He once burned a Houston Texans flag in a bet to acquire Wes Welker from an opposing owner. Now the Texans fan spends his time spying on Frank Gore and Bryant Johnson at the 49ers training camp, and was once kicked out of the camp for offering to pay Gore to tank the season for $34 and a large bag of hot cheetos. He returned, disguised as a water boy and had J.T. O’Sullivan’s dirty underwear tested for any traces of sleeper potential.
A quick glance at Fletcher’s mug says it all. He’s a confident and savvy fantasy manager with the brains of a dolphin and the brawn of a steroid injected gorilla. The photograhper’s passion for the game and love for his own team finish far second in comparison to his quest for fantasy football greatness. He once burned a Houston Texans flag in a bet to acquire Wes Welker from an opposing owner. Now the Texans fan spends his time spying on Frank Gore and Bryant Johnson at the 49ers training camp, and was once kicked out of the camp for offering to pay Gore to tank the season for $34 and a large bag of hot cheetos. He returned, disguised as a water boy and had J.T. O’Sullivan’s dirty underwear tested for any traces of sleeper potential.
We drafted our teams on Sunday. I don't think I drafted well at all. My best players are Terrell Owens, Eli Manning, and Justin Fargas, and Adam Vinaterri. I did get the 49ers and the Texans defenses. I think I will have fun with this football year win or not.
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